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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:24
Still no good.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Still no good
No go.